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Apple to Release Siri Enabled Washing Machine

Apple’s virtual assistant app Siri came to the iPad only a short time ago, and today it invades the laundry room.

Yesterday Slacktory posted a series of promo shots for a satirical new Apple product, the Apple Clean.  They make fun of all the well known hype surrounding Apple products by discussing features like “Find My Socks”, “Retina Clean”, and more. There’s even going to be a setting called SteveMe which will convert your clothes into the trademark turtleneck and jeans worn by Steve Jobs.

Here’s another clip from Slacktory:

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