Have you noticed a decline in your sex life since you or your significant other brought home an iPhone? If so, you aren’t alone. According to the Telegraph, twenty-eight percent of women blame the Internet, email and hand-held devices like iPhones and BlackBerrys for ruining their sex lives.

The statistics are not so surprising when you consider the fact that hand-held devices, such as the iPhone, BlackBerry, iPod Touch and now the iPad, are just the right size to take to bed with you. In the past you may have gotten down and dirty with your mate when you got into bed at night because there was nothing better to do. However, now that you can check your email, browse the Web, Tweet a goodnight message to all your followers, play games, watch movies and chat with your friends, who needs sex?

Well, odds are your significant other needs sex and she (or he) is probably sulking in the corner watching you play Super Monkey Ball and getting angrier and more frustrated by the minute. You may not even realize that you have been paying more attention to your fun new gadget than to the woman or man in your life and you could end up suffering the consequences.

Do you think Apple knew that by creating the iPhone and iPad they were unleashing the first form of involuntary tech birth control to the world? And do you think iPhones will continue to negatively impact sex lives around the globe? Will it take a couple’s app to get our relationships back on track?

Image found via Telegraph.co.uk