Blogging Has Gone Down the Toilet

Please don’t squeeze the bloggers: Procter & Gamble wants to hire five “Charmin Ambassadors” to staff its Times Square bathrooms during this holiday season and blog about doing so, AdAge.com reports.

Aside from all the toilet paper they need, the Charmin Ambassadors will be paid $10,000 for manning the johns from Nov. 23-Dec. 31.

Applicants should report to the New York Hilton Nov. 5, with photos, resumes and reasons why they “enjoy the go.”

This blogger, who is not working from his bathroom (yet), hopes the winners remember to wash their hands before posting.

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