As any good Pastafarian knows, today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. September 19th is the day that worshipers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster dress up like pirates, say “Arrrgh” a lot, and general engage in pirate activities.

While I cannot help you be a better pirate, I do have a couple apps for you today. Both apps are called Pirate Jokes, and you can find them in both Google Play and iTunes. As you can tell from the name, these apps are  collections of pirate themed jokes, some of which are funny.

And then there are the ones at right where the joke is an obvious play on  the peg leg and eye patch stereotype. But don’t worry; it gets better. Screen shots for the Android app show a couple much funnier jokes.

So how do you plan to celebrate this holiday?

iTunes

Google Play