Social-networking sites are good for catching up with old friends, making new ones, updating several people with one post, playing games, and, now, befriending colons.
The page had 54 friends at the time of this posting, and the Info section was quite clever:
Current City: New York, NY
Relationship Status: In an Open Relationship
Anniversary: August 21, 1951
Interested In: Women
Looking For: Networking
Activities: Biking. Sending up a warning flare when Harry eats spicy food. Obsessively anal-lyzing Lost.
Interests: Early Show Cooking Segments. Food.
Favorite Music: Iggy Poop. The Poo Fighters. The Doo-Doo Bie Brothers. Simon and Rearfunkel.
Favorite TV Shows: Hogan’s Heroes (That Colon Klink is hilarious)! Also, The Early Show is the poop!
Favorite Movies: Inglorious Ass-turds, that scene from Blazing Saddles, that scene from Dumb and Dumber, Ordinary People.
Favorite Books: New Moon. Anything by Dr. OZ.
Favorite Quotations: “Hey there, Liver.” — Harry Smith
“I was told I was going to be in the ‘splash zone,’ and I could have gone all day without knowing that.” — Katie Couric
About Me: I’m about 6 feet long and still look like I’m 18.
Education and Work
College: Central College ’73, Removing fluids from the body
High School: Thornton Fractnl So High School ’69
Employer: CBS News
Position: the dryer of Harry’s body
Location: New York, NY
Description: I aid Harry in his day-to-day processing of food.