Google’s Glass, the ultimate geek interface, is now available for a select few users. The company will select users who post to Google+ or Twitter using the hashtag #ifIHadGlass, and invite them to buy the glasses for $1500.

The company has asked users to use the hashtag along with a post describing what they would do with the futuristic product. Many promised to take still more photographs of their kids, but some took the opportunity to poke fun at Google:

#ifihadglass I’d be too embarrassed to ever leave my apartment.

— Erik Michaels-Ober (@sferik) February 20, 2013

Google Glass shows off UI for making world’s most motion-sickness-inducing videos tcrn.ch/134aFwO — Nova Spivack (@novaspivack) February 20, 2013

#ifihadglass I would ask them how to fight a mugger while they were being stolen off my face. — Martin Wefail (@wefail) February 20, 2013

#IfIHadGlass I’d look like elves had given up building a monorail to connect my ears.

— Matt Gemmell (@mattgemmell) February 20, 2013

@projectglass #IfIHadGlass I’d have to buy some contact lenses because it would be too geeky to walk around with two pairs of glasses on.

— Andrew Kachaniwsky (@Levistras) February 20, 2013

pretty dang darn cool, @projectglass #ifihadglass I would rule the world and probably use G+ a bit more — Matt Simpson (@mattymow) February 20, 2013

#ifihadglass I would dump the traffic to see how it was tracking me. — RSnake (@RSnake) February 20, 2013

#ifihadglass I’d share everything I was always too lazy to share with my iPhone

— Andrew Lutch (@andrewluettgen) February 20, 2013

#ifihadglass I’d write long meaningless blog posts about how it felt so good to take a weekend away from glass and how I might give up glass

— roastydog(@roastydog) February 20, 2013

 

#ifihadglass I’d use it to remind you that you had to run your contest on Twitter

— Sean Cook (@theSeanCook) February 20, 2013