Sprint’s latest ads are awesome dramatic smartphone readings from James Earl Jones and Malcolm McDowell. Unfortunately, you can’t pay for them to read your actual phone interactions, but here’s to dreaming right?

This first video is from Jenna’s Facebook notifications, which sounds a lot more interesting than your typical Smartphone notifications.

This second video is obviously how we use phones when shopping with our significant other – infuriating, but much more humorous with voice actors. It’s too bad phones can’t be used like homing beacons to avoid this mess.