What do you think is the most talked about topic on the Web — sex, Apple, Jersey Shore? According to a recent report by Synthesio, most online visitors want to heal while playing Halo.

The web monitoring and analysis company analyzed the data of over 17 countries for a period of three months to find out the biggest online discussions and categories. Health topped the list at 14 percent with games (13 percent) and cars (10 percent) not trailing far behind. Surprisingly, Women tied for the least popular subject at a measly three percent.